When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I’m a lady and I play with boys!
Life is like a book: each day a new page with adventures 2 experience, lessons 2 learn and good deeds 2 replicate. Have a colorful page today!
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand …
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want, so there is no need to leave a message.
Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice.
The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I couldn’t care less.
If you think fu#* is funny fu#* yourself and save the money.
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
I fell out of my chair. This might take a while.
Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
Good, better, best; never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best.
When you were born, everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, you’re smiling and everyone around you is crying.
If I could give you one gift, I would give you the ability to see yourself as I see you, so that you could see how truly special you are.
Love your neighbour, but don’t get caught.
Dreams are not something to wait for, they are something to work for.
Hey baby … drop that zero and get with the hero.
Your so hot the sun has to wear sunglasses just to look at you.
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Can I see your hand? I want to tell you your fortune. (Take hand and write your phone number on it.) “There’s your future!”
I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
The average person falls in love seven times before marriage. Baby, you’re my lucky seven!
My love for you is like the universe … neverending!
If your love could be described by words, Webster would have to make another dictionary just to describe you.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
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